Posts Tagged ‘weapons’

The imaginary game they never taught you on Sesame Street…

A frenzied zombie attack has suddenly unfolded right outside your door. Find weaponry! Blunt or sharp? Need better defences, or hole up where you are? What’s your escape route? How about your colleague Zoe, is she a screamer? She might need a slap to bring her to her senses. Yes yes, slap Zoe! Could you kill zombie Frank from human resources? Will you battle through heroically, only pausing momentarily to mourn your fallen comrades? Or will you crumble under the stress…?

I’ve tried to introduce this game to the office, but they seem oddly uninterested. Fools. They’ll be sorry.