Posts Tagged ‘Lazer’

…what about Bear Vs Zombie.  That would be awesome!  I’ve had a little search and I really can’t find much on the matter.  We all know about the Bear Vs Shark phenomenon.  A classic battle between two of our planets most kick ass predators, and I am pretty sure we’re all well aware of a certain movies Shark Vs Zombie…again a classic battle.

So why no love for Bear Vs Zombie.  I did a little hunting around when I realised what awesome potential this had…and I had hoped there would have been a comic…or t-shirt…or something…instead there’s this: http://bearversuszombies.smackjeeves.com/.  If I’m being brutally honest…it really doesn’t fullfil my Bear Vs Zombie need.  I mean it’s ok and all, not my sort of thing, it’s cheesy as hell and not in the good zombie movie kinda way.  Reading it I am just desperatly waiting for that dumb bunny to get eaten.  They are all way too cocky!  Some people I know would love it.  Not me.  I need the raw animalistic battle that we see in Zombi 2.  Basically, A Bear Vs A Zombie.  None of that arrow shooting, animals what get along style stuff.

I also found an Iphone game, battlebears, which has bears with guns fighting zombies.  I kept up the hunt for a little bit longer but gave up.  It was all stuff about that comic.  I really wish there was a Bear Vs Zombie something.  T-Shirt, good comic, flash game.  It would rule and lead to Zombie Bear Vs Zombie Shark, or Bear Vs Shark Vs Zombie.  This is the future guys, but it’s being destroyed by making bears cute and able to carry guns and think and stuff.  Animals shouldn’t be able to use guns…unless the gun is a head mounted lazer…