Posts Tagged ‘food’

It’s not often you get to eat the undead, they’re usually the ones doing the chomping, but ThinkGeek have just started running tasty Zombie Blood. It’s enriched with lovely caffeine which will help keep you alert whist on night watch protecting your survivors or help you re-energise after a long time on the road running from zoms. It has the same sorts of stuff regular blood has so will give you the vitamins you need to heal after that friendly fire gunshot wound or replenish lost iron from when The Governor amputated you hand. Plus it’s lime flavour, nom nom nom.

/buy

Check out these sweet as pressies to get for the zom obsessed significant other this V-Day.

Forget choccies, show the zom you love how much you care by giving them your heart… anatomically correct edible gummy form!

Want to give the lady you’d kill for a home made pressie? Check out this brain jelly mold.

We recommend filling it with this pink chocolate truffle recipe or if that requires baking skills you don’t have then go for strawberry jelly with these jelly hearts floating in. Nom nom nom.

More in to the old fashioned romance? Well what could be better than a classic love story… plus Zombies. We’ve all heard of Pride, Prejudice and Zombies, well why not get these postcards with illustrations from the book and write your inner most feelings on the back. We suggest poetry from our last Zombie Poetry post. That’s sure to make your undead love swoon for your brains.

You’re undead boo got a bit of a comic book fetish? Yeah we thought Mavel Zombies was a little weak on concept but still, don’t MJ and Spidey look like a happy couple?

Sorry I do tease, this statue has sold out at Amazon but I’m sure if you really love you’re undead comic nerd fellow you’ll try harder than us to find it!

Want to go all the way this V-Day and pledge the ’till death do us part’ bit, well check out these crazy wedding ideas.

What a happy couple.

And for the cake:

I would totally nom that.

All this marridge stuff seeming a bit much? Want to tone down the commitment? Go for a classic card slipped into their locker or on their breakfast tray with one single (dead) red rose. I like these cards…

Buy them here, here and here.

Really expresses you true feelings eh?

I saw this movie when I was very young and it changed my views on Custard, Zombies and Life forever. The movie is of course Peter Jackson’s legendary Braindead! Arguably the most gory film ever made, and it contains the best Custard Movie Moment Ever! From that day on whenever anyone, including myself, ate any custard I would feel nauseous and giggly, especially when there was Jam on top because it looks like a gross bit of Old Lady Zombie Goo, the worst kind of Zombie Goo.

Here is the Best Custard Movie Moment Ever!