Ok we know this is a bit daft but do play along… else we’ll nom you!

Jacques d’Azur, the mysterious king of Cannes, is missing, presumed (un)dead. The search is on to find his heir, who will fill in for him at the 2010 Cannes Film Festival while he’s noming his way through all those braaaains?

In case you haven’t the foggiest what we’re on about, handsome re-animated fellow that was included in our Top 5 Classic Film Stars Re-Animated has now been declared dead by the French government and his last will and testament bequeaths his lavish weekend at the Cannes Film Festival to a illegibly smudged name. An extensive search is under way to find the rightful heir to take Jacques’ place at this year’s Festival.

Personally we’re hoping that the re-animated corpse of Jacques will come back from whichever Island he crash landed on, having trudged his way through the bottom of the sea ala Land of the Dead, battling sharks along the way ala Zombi 2, to rock up on the red carpet dripping wet with bits of bloated flesh falling from his bedraggled but yet still handsome face. That would upstage all the wannabe Cannes film starlets!

A few questions still remain; if zombies are technically dead do you still start dishing up the inheritance if the testator is walking about gnawing on human flesh? Who is Jacques heir? How many times can you say ‘bequeath’ before it looses it’s meaning? Well we don’t know all the answers but what we do know is that you could claim Jacques’ inheritance if you take part in this competition run by Stella 4%.

Good luck Zom and all!












Bequeath bequeath bequeath bequeath bequeath bequeath bequeath bequeath bequeath bequeath… yep that’s lost it’s meaning now.

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